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As a heavy-handed bartender, I don't understand why ppl get mad and bitch about their drinks being too strong. Like screw you, ungrateful af! You can get a free side of extra juice. You can't get a free side of extra booze. Proper line is 'Thank you' ๐Ÿ™„
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Anonymous 18h

When I get a drink and someone is heavy handed, Iโ€™m like โ€œdamn, this person must love meโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Anonymous 1d

RIGHT! And like, your vodka+cranberry just cost you $14. So I'm trying to be nice and fill it up with vodka. You can ask for extra cranberry juice. I'm trying to help you bro. I feel bad about how expensive everything is. But if one more person makes me regret it, I'm switching over to standard pours across the board ๐Ÿ˜”

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

I get this with long islands a lot. You asked for a strong Long Island. I gave you a strong Long Island. Now you're mad that it tastes like jet fuel That's what you wanted bruh, it's a Long Island ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

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