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Confessions 13w
Me: *Complains about being single* Friends: “Just go hookup” YALL DO NOT GET IT 😭😭😭 like sorry no I don’t wanna fuck every tom dick and stanley I want genuine love like omg I’m gonna crash out
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Anonymous 13w

It be the friends who always got a bf 😕 like it’s nice they don’t slut shame but why would I wanna waste my energy getting dolled up for a random to nut in a minute then I’ll never see them again then I’m back to being lonely again

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Anonymous 13w

Factsss but I’m a guy

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Anonymous 13w

Stanley is kinda flat…

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Anonymous 13w

Tom dick and harry*** wtf are you on about?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13w

EXACTLY YUPPP YUPPP and the friends who tell me this are boo’d up ofc

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

Are you stupid or intellectually disabled

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 13w

#3 is right. The saying is “Every Tom, Dick, and Harry”. Don’t rag on people when you’re wrong. You prob think toasting is called cheersing too.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 13w

This might be embarrassing but I used it from a lyric from the song “Gaston” in Beauty and the Beast and I just always thought it was Stanley 😭

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