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Confessions 22h
I wish I never had to poop
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Anonymous 22h

Wish granted! You now need a colostomy every 3 days or you’ll die a very slow painful death without them over the course of around 3-4 weeks.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 22h

Not like that genius. The concept and function or need of defecating. Holy context clues and reading comprehension. Smh

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 22h

Would be nice 😂 and would make anal so much better and cleaner… 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 19h

Op 1 doesn’t have issues with reading comprehension, they were making a joke. The fact that you would lash out at someone like that is insane

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 14h

I wish that I didn’t have to eat food for the rest of my life and still receive enough calories to reach calorie maintenance every day. Monkey paw this one genie.

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