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Lunch is on me today 😌🙃 What would everyone like?
3248 upvotes, 105 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in Confessions. "Lunch is on me today 😌🙃 What would everyone like?"
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Anonymous 3w

Maybe just like a water cup and some ice chips bro

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Anonymous 3w

It’s ok bro focus on yourself

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Anonymous 3w

i’ll get my own lunch today bro!

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Anonymous 3w

You taking donations?

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Anonymous 3w

For you to get out the negatives bro, goddamn😂😂😂

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Anonymous 3w

I’m in the mood for a sweet treat so I’ll get some sugar water pls

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Anonymous 3w

i think you should invest in the cafe bro im good i got me

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Anonymous 3w

It’s rough out here

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Anonymous 3w

hmmm yea i’ll have the ribeye n 2 sides 😭

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Anonymous 3w

Yuh lemme get a fillet mignon my Goodman

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Anonymous 3w

you gonna get mad if i ask for dessert? 🥹

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Anonymous 3w

Two dimes cover

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Anonymous 3w

Hope u got overdraft

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Anonymous 3w

I’m ngl 😭 some of y’all are ruining the joke. It’s supposed to be a realistic post because most of us are struggling. It’s okay if you got grands and grands but don’t flaunt because most of us are actually trying to get by. Be humble babes muah love ya

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Anonymous 3w

Bro I wanna help you out😭nobody should be down in money this much

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Anonymous 3w

Do you want some help lol 😂 and I would like a small fries from chick fil a please

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Anonymous 3w

I’ll take uhhhhhhhh straw. Thanks

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Anonymous 3w

Some ass 🍑

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Anonymous 3w

Yk what man im not even hungry fr

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Anonymous 3w

lemme get a 10 piece meal

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Anonymous 3w

well I think I’m good for today twin

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Anonymous 3w

Can I have some air please

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Anonymous 3w

i’ll get uh quarter pounder with cheese lettuce tomatoes, with some fries on the side and ketchup, add some chicken nuggets to that too. uhhhh and a coke to wash it all down maybe an icecream sundae as well! thankyou ur so thoughtful!!❤️

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Anonymous 3w

yk i’m not too hungry

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Anonymous 3w

He did the chase glitch 😭😭😭

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Anonymous 3w

some cfa

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Anonymous 3w

crab rangoons pls 🥺

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Anonymous 3w

Lunch on me today!!

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Anonymous 3w

So real for this😭

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Anonymous 3w

Yeah… my tuition payment just bounced back because it had put my account at -300 some dollars 😭

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Anonymous 3w

How your shit go that negative my card just declines

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Anonymous 3w

Red lobster

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Anonymous 3w

Oof well I at least feel better about my account now

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Anonymous 3w

CHICKFLA!!!

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Anonymous 3w

Wait we get to eat it…. Off of you?

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Anonymous 3w

I’ll just take the negative sign 🫶🏾that’ll fill me up

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Anonymous 3w

I’ll try the truffles and caviar tasting menu tonight, with a glass of white

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Anonymous 3w

Nah fam.. lunch on me…

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Anonymous 3w

Filet mignon pls

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Anonymous 3w

rock soup

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Anonymous 3w

Air might be too much

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Anonymous 3w

$5

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Anonymous 3w

Well if you insist…… 🤭🤭

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Anonymous 3w

It’s the thought that counts

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Anonymous 3w

I want a tomahawk steak and a cocktail

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Anonymous 3w

Ill just go to the dinner hall bro, you keep that

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Anonymous 3w

negatives is crazy

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Anonymous 3w

Gimme some of that gold flaked wagyu with caviar garnish bro bro 🙏🙏

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Anonymous 3w

My saliva sounds great

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Anonymous 3w

A joke right?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 3w

You sure you don’t want no entree

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

It’s cool, you’ve got enough on your plate rn anyways

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 3w

Just add some salt to the water for flavor

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 3w

Come on now how about a slice of cake

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 3w

😭 ignore the minus sign babes we rich

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 3w

No babes it’s on me

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Baby, I don’t wanna set you back another three weeks

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 3w

Babes we is good we up now get what you like.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

In that case, you got enough for an appetizer to start?

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 3w

Yes 🙂

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 3w

DAMN

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 3w

Not bro flexing on us brokies

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 3w
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Anonymous replying to -> #17 3w

You got some spare change

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3w

Don’t worry I got a credit card 🙃

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Ya but what’s that gonna do if you don’t have overdraft and get an NSF fee

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Nooo if you already don’t have money don’t use your credit card

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3w

Well my bank doesn’t charge those fees so if it declines just put it on my credit 😌

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 3w

It’s okay I get cash back 🙃

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Cash back ain’t going to pay your credit card off 😔

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 3w

Well I can convert it to cash capital one loves me baby 🙃

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 3w

That’s why they gave me $241 🙂

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Yo tell #18 he a bitch for blocking me

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3w

😭 Alright

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3w

I didn’t block you 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3w

Tf I do

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Anonymous 3w

U just replied to me again

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Anonymous 3w

But thank u appreciate the effort

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 3w

Idk u blocked me

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3w

Idk why it did that 😭 I clicked their number

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3w

No I didn’t? What reason would I have to block you..

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 3w

Ya u did u just unblocked me

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3w

Bro no I didn’t. How are you going to tell me what tf I did

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 3w

Idk dude I couldn’t see your comments now I can. But I think we can both agree OP’s financial decisions are dogshit

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3w

This is anonymous so they probably blocked you on another post and you were a different number. I don’t know, but it is anonymous so we don’t know who we’re blocking. 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3w

You’re right but at least my bills are paid and the job I work that only pays 13.62 an hr somehow isn’t enough so aye

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

The thing is, if I blocked them on another post they’d be blocked overall and I wouldn’t have even seen their number to begin with. So that’s why Im confused as to why they were telling me I blocked them 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

U should consider selling drugs or maybe low level crime

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3w

Im not here to judge my financial decisions are shit too lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 3w

Bail is more expensive than my rent I’m good

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 3w

Idk maybe yikyak is tripping dawg I can see u now

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Ya but petty crime is fun and helps the economy

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 3w

I’m in college it’s hard to make money I would have way more if I didn’t just spend all of it lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 3w

Yeah lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 3w

So like. Wanna make an arrangement or (im absolutely joking btw)

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 3w

Hahah! Definitely could lol 😂🤣🤣you’re the funniest person I’ve ever seen on this app

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 3w

Down?! 😭 babes we is up

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Anonymous replying to -> #44 3w

Aww well let me add the tip

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

We work hard. It’s okay for us to be proud too 🙂

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Anonymous replying to -> #43 3w

But be humble really because you are very lucky to have that much as a college student. Idk if you’re in my age bracket I’m 22 so

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Anonymous replying to -> #43 3w

Ya go fuck yourself

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Guaranteed that’s daddy’s money

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 3w

got any spare change for a college cripple

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Anonymous replying to -> #26 3w

Usually when you get a debit card you can choose to have it decline or go negative with extra charges after a period of time but that’s just my bank

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