Confessions on Yik Yak | I stole a dildo out of my mom’s room when I was like 16. I assumed she never noticed. I’d forgotten I’d did that until yesterday when my mom casually was like “So Glenn, what ever happened to that big black dildo you stole from me years ago?” OMG dead.

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Confessions 14w

I stole a dildo out of my mom’s room when I was like 16. I assumed she never noticed. I’d forgotten I’d did that until yesterday when my mom casually was like “So Glenn, what ever happened to that big black dildo you stole from me years ago?” OMG dead.

Anonymous 14w

Things that didn’t happen for $300

Anonymous 14w

Oh Glenn 😭

Anonymous 14w

So what DID happen to the dildo?

Anonymous 14w

Just tell her that the big black dildo is now replaced by a big black c*ck just like it should.

Anonymous

#1 14w

No idea how I could prove it to you nor do I have any interest in doing so, but yes this did in fact happen and I’d legitimately forgotten about it.

Anonymous

#3 14w

I threw it away. I was not keen on returning it. Better that she assume she lost it than realizing someone took it. Joke’s on me though. Apparently she knew. She brought it up because we were having a laugh over what she’s planning on getting me for my birthday coming up.