Today I am officially cancer free!
I reported my SA last night!!
Mamdani is now the Mayor & I just got accepted into the most prestigious school of my choice!!!!!!
Broo, so many good things at once! CONGRATS!!!!!!!🍾
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Anonymous4w
is this satire?
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Anonymous4w
The people in these comments are actual idiots lmao
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Anonymous4w
based based based based based based lfgggg
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Anonymous4w
IM SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF YOU!!
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Anonymous4w
other than mamdani, that is a lot of really amazing things! i’m sorry u got SA’d and im happy for you
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Anonymous4w
Rip that libtard got voted in?
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Anonymous4w
You forgot “MY ROOMMATE MOVED OUT”
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Anonymous4w
Everything’s great except the Mamdani part
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Anonymous4w
I love you and so happy for you but as a female, but I’m worried about SA rising now that he is mayor 🥲
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Anonymous4w
everything is great and i’m so proud of you. Besides mamdani tho tbh!
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Anonymous4w
Out of all the things that never happened, that happened the least out of all of them
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Anonymous4w
Jarvis I’m low on karma
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Anonymous4w
idk if I would say it’s a good think mamdani is mayor
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Anonymous4w
ON THE UP AND UP YK ITTTT
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Anonymous4w
🧢 upvote farming
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Anonymous4w
the amount of people who think this is serious is making me giggle
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Anonymous4w
so proud of you little penis 4.4
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Anonymous4w
as someone who has a chronic illness, lets go man 💪🏾
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Anonymous4w
Congrats
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Anonymous4w
Mamdanis win is obviously bad but congrats on the other stuff
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Anonymous4w
this next part of life is where things go your way!!! so happy for u
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Anonymous4w
Omfg you’re the GOAT!!!! Congratulations I’m so proud of and happy for you!
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Anonymous4w
i love ur acc icon
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Anonymous4w
CONGRATSSSSSS🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Anonymous4w
So glad you’re cancer free! That’s amazing! God is good ❤️
I hate that you were SA but I’m glad you were brave enough to report it. Praying something gets done soon!
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Anonymous4w
SLAY!!! Love this for you!
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Anonymous4w
Big dubs
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Anonymous4w
CONGRATU FUCKING LATIONS SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!
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Anonymous4w
who’s mamdani??! i’ve been hearing sm abt him
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Anonymous4w
HALLELUJAH 🙌🏽🙌🏽
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Anonymous4w
CONGRATS
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Anonymous4w
That's fireeee
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Anonymous4w
WHAT AN AMAZING DAY
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Anonymous4w
who did you SA
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Anonymous4w
YES LITTLE PENIS I LOVE THIS FOR YOU !!
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Anonymous4w
i’m proud of you dude :)
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Anonymous4w
Are you the original little p?
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Anonymous4w
BoFa University?
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Anonymous4w
Danggit
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Anonymous4w
Congrats!!! Which school?
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Anonymous4w
YAAAYYYYYYY
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Anonymous4w
How are you doing
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Anonymous4w
you deserve the world
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Anonymous4w
YES!
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Anonymous4w
Congratulations!!!!
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Anonymous4w
How are you doing
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Anonymous4w
yay yay boo
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Anonymous4w
Jarvis, I’m low on yakarma
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Anonymous4w
“Jarvis, im low on karma”
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Anonymous#14w
Thank you thank you I really deserve it for all the hard work and struggles I’ve been through lately
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Anonymouspink_file_cabinet674w
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Anonymous#34w
It’s a little overwhelming
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
Most definitely. We’re used to handling a lot of bad things at once, that the opposite happening is a lot. I say bask in it. It’s an oasis in the desert. Treat yourself, record videos for posterity. Be overwhelmed goodly
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Anonymous#34w
Oh so I should wait until I’m recording my face to start crying? Like cry for the camera and post it on my TikTok?
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
Nah, cry for yourself and save it to Google drive. In 10 years when you’re having a bad day, play it back to remember who’s boss
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Anonymous#34w
Just record how you feel rn. Journal or video or audio or something. It’s an incredible moment
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Anonymous#34w
Talk to corporate like a BOSS
approve memos like a BOSS
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
Yes! Cause you are a BOSS. A crying boss is still a boss
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Anonymous#34w
Meet a giant fish like a BOSS
fuck it’s brains out like a BOSS
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Anonymousred_hammer4204w
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Anonymous#54w
No I really had rectal cancer and was SAd on 9/11 of all days 😒
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Anonymous#74w
Stop stop I cannot take too much more kindness 😭😭😭😭
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Anonymous4w
Nah I got SAd by some asshole all because I hijacked his airplane that day. I tell ya the nerve of some people…
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Anonymous#84w
Is this what Drake felt like?? 🤗
Not the talking to Millie Bobbie Brown Drake but the started from the bottom now we here Drake
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
you should leak his name and address to the IDF and tell them he supports palestine
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Anonymous#54w
I gotta find a way to play double agent to see if I can get Israel & Palestine to just “hug” each other to nonexistence
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Anonymous#94w
Owe it all to this man too
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
bro no way ppl actually buy ts 😭🥀
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Anonymous#104w
No I’m fr one of the Taliban
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Anonymous#124w
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck bro you’re right. I don’t have to deal with that guy slipping roofies into my drinks anymore
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Anonymous#134w
Oh yeah no I wholeheartedly agree but gotta try to max out the yakarma as possible and YikYak bitches love themselves some Mamdani
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
Glad you don’t support him. Have an awesome day bro
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Anonymous#114w
Thank you thank you. Actually a special thank you to you bc 11 just so happens to be my favorite number 🙂↔️
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Anonymous#134w
I hope you’re having a fantastic day as well!
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Anonymous#154w
I mean yeah it happened in 2001 and I was so drunk that I don’t even remember anything but I know it happened so I reported it anyways
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Anonymous#14w
💀💀💀
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Anonymous#14w
It'll probably happen too
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Anonymous#164w
LETS BREAK SOME YIKYAK RECORDS. WE CAN ALL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS TOGETHER
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Anonymous#184w
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Anonymous#194w
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
if it happened that long ago and you were drunk that kinda increases the odds of it being thrown out
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Anonymous#154w
No because I’m a strong independent woman that commands respect ✊🏼
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Anonymousidkhuh4w
PERIOD BOOO 💅
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Anonymous#214w
Thx queen 🫶🏼
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Anonymous#224w
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Anonymous#234w
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Anonymous#134w
What’s wrong with mamdani?? He’s just making New York affordable that’s literally it
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
stop i love this lmao
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Anonymous#254w
Almost feels as good as my first Fortnite dub
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Anonymous#274w
Big day, little penis 😎
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Anonymous#284w
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LETS FUCKING SHASH SOME SHIT
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Anonymous#294w
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Anonymous#314w
But think of the yakarma just from mentioning him
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Anonymous#234w
His policies are bad for the economy and will not work. He’s promising unattainable things to get votes
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Anonymous#324w
And you’re in the comments
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Anonymous4w
Yeah I’m the absolute worst
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Anonymous4w
I’m good ma how are you
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
PROUD OF YOU 🫡
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Anonymous#374w
I gave a reach around to a monkey
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
Hello
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Anonymous#34w
Hello
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Anonymous#344w
Hello
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
Hello
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Anonymous#154w
Hello
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Anonymousred_hammer4204w
Hello
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Anonymous#394w
Where are you from
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Anonymous#404w
Where are you from
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Anonymous#414w
Wym
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Anonymous#424w
The one and only
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
Where are you from
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
How are you so active on here. What’s your screen time. I just reinstalled after a year
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Anonymous#424w
I work a fairly sedentary job
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Anonymous#444w
Hate that guy
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Anonymous#454w
I def wouldn’t say that
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
Hello
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Anonymous#464w
Wild times we living in
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Anonymous#464w
oh that’s why he’s not important to me
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
Fr fr can’t believe ppl are stupid enough to vote him in
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Anonymous#464w
why are we voting someone that’s not from the usa. shouldn’t be allowed
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Anonymous#264w
Why not? He grew up here. Moved here at age 7 and now he’s 34 now. And he’s a naturalized citizen.
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Anonymous#264w
Frfr they always have the bad intentions and I bet any other country besides western countries would let that happen
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Anonymous#384w
NYC! My great parents lived in fort George, but we lived in the lower east side.
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Anonymous#384w
hi
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
Gay
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
wtf does that have to do with anything
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Anonymous#384w
Heloo
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Anonymous#394w
why lol
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
Look as someone who has been SA’d I genuinely laughed out loud at “Was SA’d on 9/11 of all days”
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Anonymous#614w
I try to keep it ridiculous yet lighthearted lol. I think it’s so important to be able to laugh. I’m so sorry you actually experienced that and I hope you’ve found peace and justice! You’re a beautiful person 🫶🏼
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.74w
Love that I’m getting downvotes on my comment, sorry you guys don’t like the harsh reality that SA is real and actually happens to people. Anyways thank you for your comment, it means a lot 🫶
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Anonymous#614w
That was ME LMAO IM SO SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY DOWNVOTED IT INSTEAD OF UPVOTING IT 💀