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Apparently god gives his strongest soldiers chronic butt zits that turn into literal wounds and hurt like hell no matter how much you try to avoid it
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Anonymous 34w

*God

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Anonymous 34w

I started doing my face routine on my ass and that’s the only thing that helps but I still get them 😭

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Anonymous 34w

Job def had butt zits so probably true

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Anonymous 34w

I’m tired of being strong 😭

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Anonymous 34w

That’s called hemorrhoids dawg

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 34w

Like there’s literally a post of the story where he gets sores and ugly blemishes all over his body and his friends and wife come tell him it’s his fault and he must have done something to anger God.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 34w

part*

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 34w

hemorrhoids are not pimples

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