The worst ones were the ones that gave you extra credit points for not using your passes or whatever like bro I’m a human being

7

Reminds me of dis joke. So little Timmy asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom and the teacher said, “Okay but you have to recite the ABCs first.” So Timmy sings, “A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O, Q R S, T U V, W X Y, and Z. Now I know my ABCs, next time wont you sing with me?” The teacher says, “That was very good Timmy, but where’d the P go?” And little Timmy says, “It’s running down my pants now.”

4

I’d say “actually, yes I can” and then walk tf out.

3

Cum

3

“I can! And now I’m going to.” I would just dismiss myself every time after one teacher gave me shit because of my IBS.

3

I’m boutta give them an answer for the next time someone asks them who pissed in their Cheerios this morning

2