Confessions on Yik Yak | My bf rips hella ass in his sleep. I hate it. Just this morning a particularly wet fart made me wake up because I thought the dog was puking. I had to cover my nose and dive out of the room like catwoman. He gets so offended when I bring it up though.

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My bf rips hella ass in his sleep. I hate it. Just this morning a particularly wet fart made me wake up because I thought the dog was puking. I had to cover my nose and dive out of the room like catwoman. He gets so offended when I bring it up though.

Anonymous 1w

Offended is crazy, just own it atp 💀💀

Anonymous 1w

I mean he’s asleep. He literally can’t do anything about it. I’d be pissed off if I was constantly being berated about something I have no control over and can’t change too

Anonymous

#1 1w

Yeah he gets really sensitive about things. I just want to help solve the problem. If he could be awake to smell the ass cannon blasts he fires off, he’d want to stop it too. God, we need a two bedroom apartment so bad. 😅

Anonymous

OP 1w

Call me crazy but if there isn’t any solutions, I’d secretly observe what he eats and figure out the cause of the rank ass farts and change his diet based off that but like subtly ofc 😭

Anonymous

#2 1w

I mean, he could change his diet, take over the counter gas pills, he could change when he eats, he could see a doctor about how horrible the farts are. All things he could do if he’d just listen to what I’m saying. Doesn’t want to discuss it though and he doesn’t have to consciously experience the smell. I’m aware that he’s doing it in his sleep and can’t control it when he’s sleeping. I’m not going to bitch at him about stuff he can’t control.

Anonymous

OP 1w

I mean if it’s only at night, it has less to do with his diet and more to do with digestion. Sure he could likely have gallstones or something but unless he’s got great insurance and a great job, that shit is expensive to test for and even more expensive to treat

Anonymous

#2 1w

It’s during the day too but at least then he can leave the room. Either way. He has options. I’m saying that I wish he’d at the very least talk about it without getting mad. Everyone farts. Some people fart a lot. He’s one of those people but he’s in denial.