Having ptsd from my bs childhood and also being attracted to older men is so weird because it’s like I’m scared of a lot of older dudes, but I’d deadass duck Santa if I could. Bro is old, cheery, and won’t threaten to beat me
Yooo but santa low key be a good choice… Bro is jolly af, will keep you entertained and well fed plus keep you laughing??? No wonder mrs. clause was always blushing