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Men would be way less horny if sex caused them to get pregnant. None of you are brave enough to grow a baby in your belly.
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Anonymous 6d

As a dude, I would never get pregnant even if that was possible. I’m not sure which is worse, the pain of giving birth or raising a screaming toddler in this shitty world and economy lol. I promise I’m not as negative as this comment sounds

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Anonymous 6d

This sure was a free block list 🫩 sheesh

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Anonymous 6d

Don’t even get me started on how abortion would be much more acceptable if we got pregnant too. I had a similar convo with my gf the other day about this. 😭

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Anonymous 6d

I don’t think it’d make me less horny, just more apprehensive about having sex.

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Anonymous 1w

i mean they would probably just do birth control like the rest of us

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Anonymous 6d

Im brave enough to take a Dookie🌚

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Anonymous 6d

Um after 50 wings I feel pretty pregnant ngl

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Anonymous 1w

You’d think that, I’d be out there getting pregnant as much as I can

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Anonymous 6d

Anyone else sick of listening to women talk about how bad they have it, instead of just saying both men and women have different experiences, struggles, and yes we are very different and yet the same? I’m sick of tampons in men’s rooms and the absolute BS that men can have menstrual periods. It’s not woke, or cool, it’s mental illness.

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Anonymous 6d

I’d love not having any accountability for 9 months while I’m irrational and can blame any weight gain with a junk food diet on a baby

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Anonymous 6d

Also, while pregnant you get to take months off of work paid, nobody can fire you or say anything to you for risk of sexual harassment or discrimination, you can do nothing while others have to pick up your slack. You can get ridiculously unhealthy and fat and blame it all on the baby. No accountability. Tax credits for having a child, women typically get full custody in a divorce which means child support, etc Having a child in 2026 is a golden ticket for women despite their whining

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Why? Do you know what pregnancy and childbirth entails?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Yes

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Out of morbid curiosity I need to know what your idea of that is

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Well you see in this world we’d have a womb and the woman would get fertilized and then pass it on to the father as tiny little zygote, then it grows in the man womb over the course of 9 months, we’d get nausea, cramping, food cravings, food avoidance, hormonal fluctuations, feet would grow and ache, back would ache, have to go to sonograms, see the baby grow in the womb, then at a certain point the male goes to the doctor and discusses when the best time to birth it would be, then they schedule

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

The real problem is that we can’t fully experience child birth pain since they’d have to C-section males, But before any male is allowed to go through treatment their partner has to place the birth machine on them so they ca experience the closest they can get to it before even considering carrying it

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

So you also know about the horrors, right?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Yes bruh, I’d do it

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Did me not listing out two comments of a world where a man gives birth not give you enough evidence that I’d do it even though it still wouldn’t be fully the same in that world either? I spent a long time on that and you come at me with, “you know the horrors” yes, I’ve seen childbirth before, it’s beautiful and gross all at the same time and if I was able, I’d carry the child

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Anonymous 1w

Yes!!! I know about pregnancy risks!, and I’d still fucking do it!

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Fair enough

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Ok good

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

But if I shit myself during pregnancy so help me, I’ll fight you

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

I once read about a nurse saying that all women shit when they give birth, and the ones who say they didn’t are lying

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

I know, that’s the joke.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6d

It’s become a backwards world for sure. Women in 2026 have more privilege and opportunities than men but keep pushing for more. They out number men in college and in management positions in the work force, more sex based scholarships and opportunities, not to mention legal protections. Have an issue in family court as a man and good luck. The entire feminist culture is about shitting on men. Name a Sabrina Carpenter song where she’s not glorifying violence against men.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6d

Paid maternity leave . . . what country do you live in cause it can’t be the states. We have the worst maternity leave for a developed nation. Ask me how I know.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 6d

That varies per country and per state widely especially if you’re in the US but the average is extremely generous for maternal leave particularly in the EU.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6d

Overall as a country the U.S. for a developed nation has the worst maternity leave. Varying by country in the E.U some have 1-2 yr paid maternity leave; some states don’t even give a 4-6 weeks paid depending on vaginal or cesarean, let alone a year paid. I know because in the next few months I have to chose as a state employee for a decent state with good maternity leave between 12 weeks paid or 52 weeks unpaid. That’s not good compared to developed European counterparts.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 6d

Again, I specified I was mainly talking about our the EU. With as you mentioned women getting years of maternity leave in some instances. That said, US states vary wildly. It really depends. Personally, 12 weeks paid and 52 weeks unpaid seems like an incredible amount of time for small businesses to pay or be without a core worker when they’re unable to hire a replacement burdening the entire remaining staff. Especially when most doctors agree women only need a few weeks recovery post birth.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6d

You missed the part where I said I work for my state, small business do not offer that, they maybe offer 6wks. 12wks≈3 months that’s not great; you want women to but their newborns/infants in daycare at 3 months or less. You think that’s optimal time. Most doctors say 6wks at minimum heaven forbid a moderate/high risk pregnancy that’s longer, c-section with a high risk is even longer; preeclampsia or anything of the sort. No 12 weeks is not optimal.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6d

Just tell me that you don’t know anything about having a job or parenthood. Idk where you live but it isn’t on Earth.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 6d

Do you have like a breeding kink? And like what would be your kid limit? Just very curious

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6d

This is actually so unfortunate. Go find a boyfriend pls

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 6d

It world still be murder either way.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6d

Go vegan. Cows are more sentient than a just-fertilized zygote. And investigate all miscarriages under suspicion of manslaughter. Failure to do so is an admission that you don’t actually consider fetuses to be as much of a person as you.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6d

The reality is that women have become so used to working harder than men that they have surpassed them in everything they do, whether it is sports or jobs or academics or the arts, and men can’t handle that. They whine and bitch and moan because they have “less opportunities” in a society that they constructed to benefit men on a deeper level. All men think about are the superficial aspects of society, such as beauty or money but all of that is a result of what ur fathers/ other men taught you

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6d

I am not glorifying all the hate against men but when that is what they have showed more towards women(shown with statistics), there is no remorse left. Men struggle and women struggle, the difference is how they deal with it. Men who hate women are those that have struggled with attention and no social life or inner self worth besides the things they “think” they need to care about

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6d

Your main argument is a 9 month pregnancy that gets you paid time off work LOL brokie

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6d

I'm so sorry you have to see tampons in your public restrooms i know how hard that is for yall 💔💔💔

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 6d

deaass

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 6d

literally like what bro?

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6d

yet you’ve never gone through child birth i dare you to go say this to your own mom who had to deal with all sorts of bullshit in order to give birth to you- here you are shitting on the act of giving life

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