Anonymous #3 21h

Well well well

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Anonymous #5 21h

Dude just don’t wipe. God gave you two cheeks for a reason. Let it crust, then grab your cheeks to rub the flakes out like you’re rolling a bugger. So many dudes touching their own ass there’s barely any straight REAL men out here anymore, let alone Alphas like me

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Anonymous #3 20h

You believe RFK of all people? 🫩

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Anonymous #7 20h

Good

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Anonymous #3 18h

Say that dumb shit again and I’m turning your tongue into my personal toilet paper

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Anonymous #3 15h

1) its a myth that pee is sterile, it was disproven ages ago 2) even if it was, sterile doesnt mean its good to drink every day, the myth that you should drink pee if you dont have access to water has ALSO been disproven for awhile, since it will do nothing but dehydrate you further. there are no proven benefits to drinking pee 3) while being exposed to some things certainly help the immune system, there is no immune advantage to not washing your hands, especially not in the case of allergens

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Anonymous #9 15h

youre supposed to wash your hands p much any time they come into (or near) contact with ANY orifice, but there are also many people who dont wash their penises properly. with this view, id be surprised if you werent one of them

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Anonymous merc_azz 15h

RFK had a part of his brain eaten by a worm but then it died and he was fine. You know why? Cause he drinks raw milk and actually knows real health things instead of going to doctors and listening to big pharma. That’s why he’s the health secretary and why Trump is so healthy cause he prob guides all of trumps health decisions

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Anonymous #11 15h

Drinking pee is good for you like semen retention/reclaimation. It lets your body not waste all the good nutrients you’d otherwise let out and tells your body to take a second look before it throws things away you know?

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Anonymous #3 14h

I’m just gonna spare myself the headache and call out your ragebait ngl RFK is lost in the sauce he is OUT of it

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Anonymous #9 13h

Idc how recently you washed your dick don’t touch your genitals then touch other shit that’s weird and gross if you disagree send the addy I’ll come freshly washed and rub my hands on everything I see after I piss and see what you think Also, like do you even wipe? Or do you do the dick shake where you get piss all over your jeans? Either way you need to wash your hands.

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Anonymous #5 13h

Dude just don't wipe. God gave you two cheeks for a reason. Let it crust, then grab your cheeks to rub the flakes out like you're rolling a bugger. So many dudes touching their own ass there's barely any straight REAL men out here anymore, let alone Alphas like me

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Anonymous #3 13h

Why did you copy and paste that? Also a real alpha is always clean so he can ravage partners without giving them a uti or yeast infection. A true alpha protects his mates from all including crusties.

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Anonymous #10 13h

If you wipe or do the dick shake you for sure got piss on you- wash your hands! Also wipe! Idk why urinals never have TP but the dick shake is gross!

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Anonymous #12 11h

Dick shake? I do the dick wobble

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Anonymous #12 11h

Yall some germaphobes

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Anonymous #9 11h

“Germaphobes” and it’s just washing your ass 🥀

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Anonymous merc_azz 11h

😂😂😂

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Anonymous #10 11h

No one wants your dick particles all over the surfaces you touch

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Anonymous #9 11h

Then ur penis hands are touching everything. Also peeing can make stray droplets too small to feel. So you prob got pee on your hands anyway

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Anonymous #3 10h

i’m crying why’d everybody fall for it 😭

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Anonymous #9 8h

Wobble it into some toilet paper.

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Anonymous #16 8h

LMAOOO I knowwww lol 😂😭

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Anonymous #10 1h

1. Consent - people who don’t want to touch whatever’s on your penis shouldn’t have to.

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Anonymous #18 1h

2. Washing your hands a few times a day keeps you from getting sick and while you’re already in the bathroom it’s very convenient and routine.

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Anonymous #10 1h

The amount of people who haven't heard this line before, and don't get it's a joke, is shocking. Guys, chill, come on now.

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Anonymous #14 48m

Good one 😹

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Anonymous #3 5m

Bro this has to be satire

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Anonymous #8 3m

Dude you must smell rancid

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Anonymous #4 1m

Istg its always the piss kink enjoyers who use ":3" lmao

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