still looking for my big shlonged short king. thought i found one but he had a girlfriend the whole time and then transitioned to a woman 😪

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short king here thank you for the compliment 🫶🏼

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I commented on another post that short kings be slangin and people acted like they didn’t believe me 😂😭

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honestly true

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i miss my short king and his Verizon remote

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loud and wrong

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