Yik Yak logo
Download TikTok Instagram X
Yik Yak icon
Join communities on Yik Yak Download
Confessions icon
Confessions 13w
I need to humble brag somewhere because I matched with a girl who is way out of my league and we hit it off. We just FaceTime’d for an hour and we had so much chemistry. She’s literally a model.
comment

21
upvote 135 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 13w

Update:

post
upvote 40 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 13w

has she given you her of link yet?

upvote 1 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 13w

Don’t fuck it up. Lie if you must

upvote -12 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

I’m trying so hard not to mess it up, but not trying to lie. Tbh she hasn’t asked any consequential things about me yet we’ve mostly talked about the books we read and her career in the modeling world.

upvote 32 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

don’t lie to her 😭 just be yourself

upvote 36 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #4 13w

The number of gorgeous woman I would NOT have had sex with if I hadn’t told them whatever they wanted to hear is not negligible. OP, lie

upvote -21 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

and if you have to lie to a girl to get her to sleep with you, you must be an awful person

upvote 41 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #4 13w

Doesn’t affect me :)

upvote -17 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

it will when it happens to you trust me

upvote 18 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #4 13w

Nah I don’t think there’s a scenario where that would happen to me, but you’re super cute lil fella

upvote -13 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

Ew

upvote 22 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #5 13w

Ew to you I get my nut

upvote -14 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

Do you just like enjoy never forming a bond with someone? Like I don’t understand

upvote 15 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #5 13w

No. This post is about when a woman is way out of your league. All I’m saying is in those situations I will lie my ass off to get some ass. However yes, I’m happy dating myself because I am perfect and I’m better than everyone

upvote -10 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

LMAOAOAOAAO

upvote 9 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #5 13w

I’m glad you’re amused

upvote -6 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

Thanks

upvote 17 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #6 13w

She doesn’t have one that I know of

upvote 3 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

Guys like you are the reason so many women hate men

upvote 5 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #7 13w

Doesn’t affect me so

upvote -5 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

I hope you get the karma you deserve buddy

upvote 4 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #7 13w

Thanks happy friend

upvote -4 downvote