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I’m the designated driver we would be best buddies
If someone doesn’t want to finish their drink I happily will
Blast the music and buckle up
My designated drinking, buddy how are you?! 🙃
I have trash bags so if you throw up it better be in the bag 🤨
You got nothing to worry about
Alright but where we going because depending on the vibe that’s our pregame selection
Rock climbing, of course, and shoot off whole bunch of fireworks With our sense of direction the fireworks are gonna look insane
Wait that sounds fun but where the fuck are we getting fireworks from 💔
Doing good, haven’t drunk in a while but when I get back to college, oh man 😈