I’ve been the dude in this scenario….and yea I feel this lmao
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Anonymous7w
My dream date..wow
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Anonymous7w
Omg! I had a similar experience where the guy had a bowl of mints and I was like “aww, how sweet!” I kept coming back.
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Anonymous7w
my girl always forgets to drink water and sex is dehydrating so every time afterwards I pass her my giant metal water bottle and make her drink :)) it’ll be 10 months in a few days.
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Anonymous7w
Hell yeah
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Anonymous7w
For some reason this reminded me I’m thirsty
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Anonymous7w
This is how I know true love exists
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Anonymous7w
Wait this is so sweet
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Anonymous7w
what a gentleman
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Anonymous7w
fuck yeah
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Anonymous7w
okay but that’s a dream come true
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Anonymous7w
Modern romance
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Anonymous7w
That’s just real asf
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Anonymous7w
Congrats
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Anonymous7w
Did you say thank you??
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Anonymous7w
Similar thing happened to me lmao
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Anonymous7w
honestly so cute
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Anonymous7w
I know that’s right!!
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Anonymous7w
True love
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Anonymous7w
i’ve been with my bf for 3 years and he won’t kiss me after he nuts in my mouth
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Anonymous7w
Period tbh
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Anonymous7w
what a guy
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Anonymous7w
this was written by a gay man
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Anonymous#17w
“Yes ladies I also have the sex”
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Anonymous#47w
😭😭lowkey greatest reply ive seen on this shithole app
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Anonymous#97w
and he knows that…
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Anonymous#107w
did he have a bowl of mints solely for that purpose 😭
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Anonymous#157w
I think he just happened to have it the first time. Afterwards, when he noticed how much I appreciated it, he just kept it for that. He also got snacks for me eventually. I give him the glock glock 3000 and he had a box of gushers waiting. I was like “Hell Yeah!”
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Anonymous#107w
he positive reinforcement conditioned you 😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Anonymous#107w
seems like a gentleman though fr
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Anonymous#177w
Ok my first bf did this and honestly it did a NUMBER on my confidence and how I viewed myself as desirable during sex. Have you talked about why he’s like that? Bc if I’m not getting kisses after he’s not getting anything 🙂
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Anonymous#177w
Spit it at him to assert dominance
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Anonymous#17w
“Haha yeah I hate it when this happens to me man😄”
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Anonymous7w
There’s nothing inherently wrong with that, but like imagine giving head and then just being treated like you’re gross by your partner? Idk, just feels weird.
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Anonymous#17w
Why would you pour Baja blast into ur hand 😭🙏
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Anonymous#217w
he’s said bc he doesn’t want to taste his cum or whatever. and i said “u eat me and full on tongue kiss me afterwards” and he was like well yea but it’s different. and i was like not really. and he gives me pecs afterwards
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Anonymous#177w
if he doesn’t wanna taste his cum why does he expect you to
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Anonymous#197w
that’s practically what i said
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Anonymous#77w
Time for a tall glass of milk
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Anonymous#177w
Girl you’re better than me I fear 😭
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Anonymous#177w
oh babe.
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Anonymous#217w
well our relationship is so much more than sex. he knows it bothers me and he tries to fit both of our preferences in. he so good to me like he sees i had a rough day at work so he gets me something like a food i was craving that week or flowers
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Anonymous#107w
Lmao that’s hilarious and I love it
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Anonymous#47w
Your reply made me laugh lol
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Anonymous#107w
glock glock is crazy. i believe the phrase is gawk gawk😭
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Anonymous#207w
yes
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Anonymous7w
“Suffer the consequences” what the hell. Drama. God forbid a man have preferences
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Anonymous7w
i don’t mind it but im sure there are things i do that i prefer that he doesnt.
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Anonymous#47w
i understand not wanting to like go full on makeout after nutting in my mouth but a peck is fine. like i swallow that shit then i take my birth control because my alarm usually goes off during sex. but afterwards he would cuddle me and fall asleep.
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Anonymous#337w
i think it was originally gluck gluck actually haha
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Anonymous#377w
we thank you miss alex cooper 😝🤭
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Anonymous#27w
Came here to say this🙏
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Anonymous#17w
When you see a funny joke and lowk laugh bc it’s funny