People be named Christian and ain’t Christian

107

Niggas be named James and it be only 1 nigga

106

Ppl be called Parker without any vehicles to park

99

mfs be named carson with no car or son

80

Bro is the son of car

44

Mfs be named bill without any bills to spend

40

The car is there dad

33

That was a good one

29

mfs be named hunter without gathering

24

well call me carson

13

mfs be named tyler without owning a single tie

12

mfs be named benjamin without a single benjamin to their name

11

Mfs be named guy and they’re just a guy wait nvm

8

And don’t even like arson.

8

Nigga be like I ride your moms tho

8

Negros be named Richard with below average dick.

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