Anonymous littlepenis3.1 6w

Dicks Out For SARS-CoV-2

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Anonymous OP 6w

I wake up every morning and helicopter dick to my Harambe poster before reciting the pledge of allegiance

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Anonymous littlepenis3.1 6w

in all fairness, i do think it makes more sense to pledge allegiance to a dead gorilla rather than the US flag

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Anonymous OP 6w

Aight lil bro let’s not get all gay and political now

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Anonymous littlepenis3.1 6w

Dawg you’re at 3.0 now?

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Anonymous jesusfreak_ 6w

Yeah I upgraded by phone so I had to make a new account. 2.0 isn’t banned lol

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Anonymous littlepenis3.1 6w

Gotcha. You got a different number?

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Anonymous jesusfreak_ 6w

Nope! I’ve had the same number since I was like 12. I just had an iPhone 13 and it was just out of date. The battery wouldn’t stay charged. My phone number has been banned on this app before I even started using littlepenis lol I have to use fake numbers to make accounts now

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Anonymous littlepenis3.1 6w

Gotcha. I’m also still on a 13 pro and I’m having the same issue

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Anonymous jesusfreak_ 6w

It’s tough too because physically my 13 pro is in perfect condition. Dude doesn’t have a single scratch on him. I just updated the software too many times

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Anonymous littlepenis3.1 6w

I’m just a compulsive charger.

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Anonymous littlepenis3.1 6w

“let’s not get all political” says the twerp who brought the pledge of allegiance into my comments

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Anonymous OP 6w

That’s not politics but pop off snowflake. Whatever helps you sleep at night

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Anonymous littlepenis3.1 6w

good thinking princess, nothing political about nationalism!

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