my parents thought they was funny and they convinced me ligma was a real disease and i didn’t find out it was a joke until i was 20

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I was pulled over by a cop. When I was with my driving instructor practicing taking my drivers test. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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when i was 7, i really wanted a baby bird to take care of and there was a birdhouse with baby birds in it. so i took the birdhouse and tried to get the baby bird out by shaking it and when it came out it was dead. i regret that so much :(

5

My sister was a little kid hugging a kitten to tight and accidentally killed it

5

my parents used to tell me as a kid that if i drink coffee i will grow a mustache. i drink coffee everyday and i am mustache free.

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