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You WILL own a house. You WILL have children. You WILL go camping and show them the beauty of God’s creation. Most importantly You WILL be happy.
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Anonymous 6w

You WILL dm me your credit card info

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Anonymous 6w

I will NOT have children 💕

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Anonymous 6w

I crave all of these except kids, I really don’t like kids. But yes I want a house and I want camping trips with someone I love

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Anonymous 6w

i don’t want children though

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Anonymous 6w

What if I secretly kinda like my shitty apartment 👉🏻👈🏻

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Anonymous 6w

PLEASE GOD NO KIDS💔💔💔😣

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Anonymous 6w

No the hell I will not, I will never have children and I refuse to belive any god created any of this natural beauty

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Anonymous 6w

I’ll take camping u can keep the rest

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Anonymous 6w

Got the implant to avoid this horror tbh

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Anonymous 6w

NO PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭 anything but the kids i beg of you

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Anonymous 6w

I WILL be in crippling debt the rest of my life if I get those things

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Anonymous 6w

Unless ur my ex fuck u ugly bitch

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Anonymous 6w

not too happy about the children but everything else seems good

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Anonymous 6w

I WILL do whatever the fuck I want but thanks for the advice I guess

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Anonymous 6w

Guys the “You WILL have children” applies to pets too. So if you don’t want human kids you will just have cute cuddly pet children

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Anonymous 6w

My 40 year old brother think he will never be able to afford a house or kids so I’m def worried about me

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Anonymous 6w

Why do we need to own a house. It’s a weird idyllic American dream lie that it’s important. It isn’t.

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Anonymous 6w

🥲thanks king

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Anonymous 6w

Amen 🙏

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Anonymous 6w

My only dream

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Anonymous 6w

erm no not the children part

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Anonymous 6w

No

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Anonymous 6w

AMEN BROTHER, RAAAAHHH!! 🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

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Anonymous 6w

Half yall mfs bloodlines ending with yall ts is embarrassing

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Anonymous 6w

Y’all if you don’t want some of these things in this post then obviously it’s not for you

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Anonymous 6w

dm is open for any future wives

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 6w

You WILL want children

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 6w

You will have 5 kids

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 6w

If you tryna find a wife on yik yak you needa diff typa help 🙏

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Anonymous 6w

Dontttt careeee. Rather be peaceful and wealthier😌

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Anonymous 6w

Relax elon musk

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 6w

you WILL have cats and you WILL take them camping

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 6w

Well I read it didn’t I

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 6w

this i will absolutely do 😌

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 6w

why? if i’m not mentally ready why would i want to bring another human being into the world?

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 6w

The world is alrdy overpopulated asf so prob doing ppl a favor

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