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What would you do if you had a penis just for today
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Anonymous 2w

Sword fight my boyfriend

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Anonymous 2w

Wiggle it around in the mirror, tape little arms to it and draw a face on it, stack donuts on it, sword fight, really what wouldnt I do

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Anonymous 2w

Stick it in some yogurt

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Anonymous 2w

I’d freak out because this means I won’t have one tomorrow (I’ve had one my whole life)

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Anonymous 2w

jerk it

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Anonymous 2w

🚁🚁🚁

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Anonymous 2w

jork

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Anonymous 2w

Does this mean I lose mine after today 😨

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

YEEESSSS

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2w

A man who thinks all the time thinks of nothing but thoughts

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 2w

UTI UTI

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

As a man who’s had a penis his whole life I feel like you should know dicks are pretty immune to utis. You can slather that shit in lotion, peanut butter, whipped cream, all sorts of things and 90% of guys won’t have a problem. It’s not like a female urethra

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2w

OH LOL ur not the man😭😭nvm nvm haha

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2w

how do you know this

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