
For a country that complains about plumbing so much it baffles me how we haven’t unanimously bought bidets. HIGHLY RECOMMEND. You’ll be cleaner than ever, and it provides the occasional mind blowing orgasm. Just fucking do yourself a favor and get one. They are like $40 on Amazon or from a local plumbing distributor. Personally I splurged and have a heated seat, heated water, and heated air. My shits are a spa day.