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I just needed to share that I finally didn’t fuck up an egg. As a bad cook this shit slaps lmao
480 upvotes, 24 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in Confessions. "I just needed to share that I finally didn’t fuck up an egg. As a bad cook this shit slaps lmao"
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Anonymous 15w

That looks tasty asf

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Anonymous 15w

Advice for cooking most stuff tbh especially eggs. Just set it to medium forever when warming the pan. Then when you’re ready to start put whatever you’re cooking on it, set it a bit higher like 7-8 and you can tell it’s cooking faster turn it down to medium and don’t let the food sit long. 5-15 seconds cooking anything that’s your timeframe to move it to stop any burning. You’ll be able to cook any type of egg like that. For sunny side up keep it at 7 but put water under the lid or plate

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Anonymous 15w

Bro let me get a bite

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Anonymous 15w

lowkey share the steps! :)

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Anonymous 15w

As a culinary student, that looks gas. Awesome job

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Anonymous 15w

Dude I’d fuck that up so hard rn

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Anonymous 14w

smash

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Anonymous 14w

What’s that orange sauce?

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Anonymous 14w

not to be dramatic but I’d fuck that egg

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 15w

I’m literally so proud. I am so bad at cooking anything. Even when I follow the directions on anything I fuck it up lmao. This is like nutting in Sabrina Carpenter for me. Like never should have happened but somehow did.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 15w

I shit you not. I put it on “2” and put a lid on it until it looked like that. Buttered the pan first. It took awhile but FUCK it worked.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 15w

Only if we meet in the middle bro.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 15w

Shit I’m down

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 15w

My wife will be mad but okay fine tickle my nuts with your mustache

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 15w

LMFAOOOO 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 15w

Lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 15w

I saw the wall of text and started rubbing my hands together knowing it would be fucking good and I was not disappointed

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 15w

I came

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 15w

That made me feel so good

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 15w

Why are you being so freaky 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 15w

I don’t think I can man your wife’s gonna be pissed

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 15w

It’s funny

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 14w

looks like franks red hot 😫🫦

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 14w

Louisiana Hot Sauce 😋

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