
thomasthetankengine
I hate the Fat Controller with the heat of a thousand boiling kettles! That fat FUCKING idiot sits sipping tea in his cozy office all day ordering us engines around like we're his playthings! He doesn't even know the first thing about running a railway!It's just... Every single day! Same old routine! Wake up, get coaled, get watered, get bossed around by Sir Topham Hatt and his ridiculous schedules! Then one of the bigger engines like Gordon decides he wants to bully me, or James gets all uppity about his red paint, or Henry hides in the tunnel because he's feeling *lazy* And don't even get me started on the trucks!