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fuck lemons, life be throwing watermelons at a bitch tbh
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Anonymous 5w

watermelon tastes better than lemons tho + can be shared. we got this fren 🫂

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Anonymous 5w

You get melons from life? I feel like I’m playing dodgeball with steel cannonballs that I can’t throw back 😭

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Anonymous 5w

Yes because wdym my car broke down completely a week before I have to drive to school

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Anonymous 5w

What about the lemon grenades that could possibly be made?

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Anonymous 5w

Real honestly

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Anonymous 5w

*bricks

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Anonymous 5w

Watermelon is said to be a natural viagra

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Anonymous 5w

Watermelon sorbet is so tasty tho. Make that

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Anonymous 5w

This feels like a metaphor “life may throw watermelons instead of lemons, and although it may hurt more, it is sweeter no?”

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Anonymous 5w

Make us all some margs!

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Anonymous 5w

Make some watermelade

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

🫶🏼🫶🏼

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5w

No fr because why is my car suddenly on its last leg? I spent $800 getting a piece of my engine replaced at the start of summer and now I had to pay another $1000 on my alternator right before school😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

Yeah my car is fucked , transmission went out. Can’t afford a down payment right now , so I’m about to fly back to CO from FL and buy an electric scooter to get to campus and work.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

Also so sorry this is happening to you, I wish you a safe trip and good luck 💗

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5w

Holy shit that’s bad😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5w

Yeah, two mechanic friends of my family have basically said my car is pretty much done and we should just get a new one but neither me or my parents can afford a car payment right now so I guess it’s just fingers crossed that everything stays working now

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5w

Same to you! Safe travels and I hope you get it all worked out!🩷

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

Thank you 🥹 it will work out ! I believe it 💗

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

I’ll have my engineers make a combustible lemon

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 5w

Burn down life’s house with them lemons

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 5w

My nigga. Shut up.

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 5w

Who came in your cereal this morning?

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