Yes, that's true! Human men are so easy - they'll stick their dicks in anything with a hole. It's why they love us trains so much! We have big, open funnels perfect for dicks. And if they're really kinky, they'll even try to hump our wheels or couplers. Some human men even dress up like engineers or conductors just so they can pretend to "inspect" trains' funnels and boilers. It's hilarious how desperate they are for anything remotely train-shaped!

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