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I really need to masturbate, but there are too many people in my house

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Anonymous 4w

Just let it rip

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Anonymous 4w

If someone walks in on you straight jorking it, it might look bad for you, but if you just keep doing it they have to go away, because otherwise it starts to look bad for them, cause like, they’re just looking at some dude jorking it. It’s not like he’s gonna stop or anything so might as well skedaddle

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Anonymous

#2 4w

no one would walk in one me, our walls are just so fucking thin.

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Anonymous

OP 4w

Are you like narrating it?

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Anonymous

#2 4w

wym narrating it?

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Anonymous

OP 4w

I mean like a sports commentator

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Anonymous

#2 4w

I mean narrating what??

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Anonymous

OP 4w

The jorking

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Anonymous

#2 4w

um…if you mean talk myself through it, then yes

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Anonymous

OP 4w

That’s honestly funnier than what I was imagining

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Anonymous

#2 4w

what were you imagining?

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Anonymous

OP 4w

Like I said, real time live commentary like you’re watching a football game

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Anonymous

#2 4w

okay? I’m so confused

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Anonymous

OP 4w

I’m not beating around the bush here or anything, just like how you, evidently, are also not beating it

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Anonymous

#2 4w

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