Lick my asshole

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oh I call my brother since we live in the same house

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My bidet in the toilet rinse and then towel if peeing. If poop then I still rinse and will wobble to get a napkin from the kitchen then probably shower.

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Take a shower I guess

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Hamburger buns

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I grab one of the cats and then give em a quick rinse in the shower after. Short hair works better than long haired breeds surprisingly.

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Use my hands

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