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Favorite Jungle Cruise joke (definitely not taking notes for some new material 🫣)
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Anonymous 12w

as a fellow attractions cm, do yall have a script? or can you say whatever following the storyline? are you required to make certain jokes? curious.

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Anonymous 12w

*screaming at one of the animals in the water* “I LOVEEEE YOUUUUUUU”

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Anonymous 12w

“*insert name here*, you’re FIRED!”

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Anonymous 12w

No elephant memory joke pls

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Anonymous 12w

message me

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

literally was working at the outdoor vending cart that’s like right next to pirates and not too far away from jungle cruise and i heard this at first and was just like… did a cast member actually get fired and then realized it was jungle cruise 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 12w

there’s a script but you can slightly go off script

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

Just started doing this and it gets the guests every time 10/10 joke

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

literally i went on jungle cruise one time and the skipper that i had literally did that and i just started laughing so much and was just like, “SOUNDS LIKE MY LOVE LIFE, LMAO” 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

Yea when skippers do a great job we have to fire them. We set the bar pretty low and can’t have them exceeding it. Makes the rest of us look bad lol

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