My barbarian rolled a nat 20 on making an explosive to use on a kobold caravan, he had a 10 INT

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Made the BBG use the wish spell three times because I had trapped him in a magic rope with a DC20 athletics check to get out. He had a plus 0.

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a character was talking to my gnome ab some shit and was using bread as a metaphor and he asked, “Do you know bread, Thimble?” and thimble went “Yeah man, I know bread.” and that for some reason became a staple quote

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I cast a fire spell in a swamp and blew myself up. Twice

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I went on a killing spree and kept putting on the clothes of the people I killed like Agent 47 and accidentally took out the main quest guys so the town exploded me

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Burned a nun and then held her at gunpoint ( she was a slave trader but my party still won’t let me live it down)

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One of my players wants to fuck any female with a pulse so there’s that

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i didn’t do this but i know for a fact the guy who did will never post it BUT one of our party is a pirate, long story short we got kidnapped by a death cult and the pirate capitalized on the canon that only pirates have HR (for us PR, pirate resources) and transcribed PR but did it so poorly that multiple readers cried, noses bled, & we escaped

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I got really tired and told the DM “I’m casting message” and then stared at her really hard She had to remind me I did not have real magic

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I mentioned offhand that an npc was nervous about flying and a player asked “can I roll insight to see if he peed his pants in fear” so now that npc (actually a very powerful wizard, just afraid of heights) is forever known to them as piss boy

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In the epilogue of a campaign an unnamed random npc villager said something mildly challenging to me so I flesh cubed him

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