
The players… 🥲👍 our DM is married to one of our players and they’ve been together for like, 17 years, high school sweethearts, and apparently for the last several months, they’ve been in a weird throuple with another played. It ended BAD, the couple took me out for dinner, and I’m getting lunch with the third this week, and desperately trying to salvage my D&D group because of these messy ass millennials.