I once defeated a BBEG with a magic rope. The last thing he ever heard was “kinky”

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A tiefling warlock who has his demon patron as his boyfriend. It’s long distance with the demon lord being in the Abyss but they make it work. Their favorite dates include going for tea and blowing things up with eldritch blast

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I played a halfling child necromancer, who was adopted and raised by a Lich. He eventually lost his mind, so she was rescued by the party. Now her dad is the BBEG, hunting after the party, thinking that they’ve kidnapped her in his paranoia. Her zombies are perpetually dressed up for a princess tea-party, and she pretends that they’re her royal family members. She also has them wheel her around in a baby stroller so she can keep up with the rest of the party’s movement speed.

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Groups first play session and I’m a barbarian. We’re investigating a facility where another party went missing. I open a door to a room and step in to immediately fail a couple dex/perception checks and die to a mindflayer. DM had relayed all this to me privately because I was out of sight of the main group. When we came back to the table I sat quietly while the dm mentioned that my character had been gone for a few minutes. Instead of trying to find me they just bailed.

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