Anonymous #1 3w

And tell them what?!? That I might have worms? Can’t I just take some poop to a vet or something? I have Friend that would let borrow her cat I bet.

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Anonymous OP 3w

Why would you not want to talk to a doctor for humans?

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Anonymous #1 3w

Because it’s embarrassing

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Anonymous OP 3w

Wouldn’t it be the same amount of embarrassing to tell a vet? Trust me, doctors have seen it all. You’ll probably be like the millionth person with this exact problem for any given doctor.

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Anonymous OP 3w

??? Something tells me a vet can distinguish between human poop and cat poop

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Anonymous #1 3w

No because they think it was the cat.

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Anonymous #2 3w

I guess I’ll find out tomorrow. I don’t see how they would know tho.

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Anonymous OP 3w

Then they would prescribe a cat-sized dose of cat medicine. If you care about your health, going to a doctor is the sole course of action here. If you don’t care about your health, go find a vet I guess.

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Anonymous #1 3w

I went today and it was an entire cluster. My friend wouldn’t let me take her cat when she saw me take some litter to mix in the poop bag. I had to take a neighborhood dog. Anyway I go to the emergency vet because my appt was for a cat. They immediately start acting strange and I end up leaving the dog behind because I’m worried they called the cops. In the end I bought some dewormer from Petco and I took your advice and took 4 boxes because I figure I’m about 4 times the size of most dogs.

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Anonymous OP 3w

Ahhh gotcha you’re trolling, my bad

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