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Fan(fic) Service 17w
Hey, crazy idea, but what if we just used lube for lube? Wouldn’t that be nice 😀
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Anonymous 17w

I love the way you phrased that bc it makes it sound like every day I come home from work and just. Try a new random substance. Sesame seed teriyaki here I come

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Anonymous 17w

I once read a fic that used honey as lube, and I had stop and take a minute to think about that

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Anonymous 17w

This is in response to the yogurt post isn’t it

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Anonymous 17w

Not to yuk anyone’s yum but once read a fic that had untagged vom as lube and immediately noped out 😃

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Anonymous 17w

only exception is monsterfucker fics where they use some monster goop 💖💕💝💓💗💘💞💕💖 fave

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Anonymous 17w

Pardon?!

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Anonymous 17w

I read one that used mustard packets as lube OUCH

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Anonymous 17w

literally bc why are these characters putting gun oil up there

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Anonymous 17w

Go in raw, cowards

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Anonymous 16w

Real men use lemon juice as lube. The burn means it’s working

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 17w

That & brains for lube

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 17w

And syrup for lube… there’s a lot I see posted about on here

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 17w

Noooo that’s so sticky whyyyy 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 17w

I am here to squash the creativity of fictional health hazards I’m afraid. But really I’d like to just stop seeing people post about witnessing brains for lube 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 17w

I know😭 I wanna know what went through that person brain when thinking “ah yes, honey is definitely the best substance to use for this”

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 17w

I can’t tell if I envy y’all’s imagination or fear it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 17w

Glad I haven’t read fics like that. Saliva is about it

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 17w

NOOOO 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 17w

Yeahhh I think generally what I’ve tolerated is spit or cum as lube. And then there the writers that forget any sort of lube is necessary and that just hurts me physically 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 17w

Untagged is CRUEL

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 17w

But. But isn’t mustard acidic… nooo ow that’d hurt so bad 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 17w

Very true!! Monster goop is almost always conveniently made exactly for that purpose anyway xD

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 17w

That actually was historically used iirc

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 17w

I’d understand it if this was in a historical setting but nope modern day college au

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 16w

did u mean raw or dry 😟

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