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When I see a performative male at the gym, talking about incorporating one of my hobbies into his routine. But I’m off 3 scoops of pre-workout, so I lowkey slime him with a kettle-bell.
69 upvotes, 5 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in For The Boys. "When I see a performative male at the gym, talking about incorporating one of my hobbies into his routine. But I’m off 3 scoops of pre-workout, so I lowkey slime him with a kettle-bell."
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Anonymous 21w

I hate when i accidentally lowkey slime someone with a kettlebell

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Anonymous 21w

Why is a performative male even at the gym? Shouldn’t they be reading bell hooks at a coffee shop?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 21w

I may just be wandering around zoinked on pre-workout attacking people with kettlebells

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 21w

Can I come visit you in prison?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 21w

Yes

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