my dumbass wolf girlfriend won’t stop howling at the firetrucks. its 1am

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Knowing I can play in the snow with my fox boyfriend would make my day.

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Moths gotta be up there. Everything out there is gonna try to eat us and God forbid you have a campfire and boyfriend gets fucking hypnotized and dives in

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Owls because why is it 2:48 am and he's staring at me again

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I’m a horse. Can’t go to the grocery store, the plastic bags are too scary

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My cat bf keeps knocking everything over. I love him but he’s an awful roomie

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