Anonymous OP 58w

Laying on pretty much this exact thing

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Anonymous OP 58w

Mind you this is the common area/living room type thing. I wondered why guys were walking past and laughing but I didn’t think much of it. Keep in mind this is 45 mins of me laying like this talking to some guys.

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Anonymous OP 58w

1 guy starts busting out laughing when he walks behind me and says “(guy I’m chatting with’s name) you’re a dog” and I’m like OHHH they think I got a phattie 🤔 (they in fact, did not think I had a phattie, keep reading)

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Anonymous OP 58w

Finally the guy I’m there for comes home. He walks behind me and immediately says “come on let’s go upstairs” I’m like don’t have to tell me twice 🤪🍆

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Anonymous OP 58w

He tells me I can never wear those shorts over here again. I’m like hmmmm that’s a bit controlling. But he says “your entire asshole was out with you laying like that. Like your whole asshole was very clearly out and about, you could see it from a distance”

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Anonymous OP 58w

LIKE 15 GUYS SAW MY FUCKING ASSHOLE. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 FOR FREE!!!!!!!!! NO BECAUSE IM SUICIDAL AS FUCK LIKE IM UNSTABLE 😭😭😭 HOW DO I RECOVER

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Anonymous OP 58w

Perhaps the most important and unfortunate piece of info is my name. My name is Hollie. I am 99.999% these mfers are about to start calling me holey 😭😭😭😭😭😭 MY REPUTATIONS NEVER BEEN WORSE SAVE MEEEEEE

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Anonymous #1 58w

My misery is for your entertainment 🫡

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Anonymous #3 58w

NOT YOU SEEING MY HOLE TOO 😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous #5 58w

Me too

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Anonymous bbythatskekepalmer 58w

Well same!!! Didn’t even feel a breeze down there so imagine my surprise!

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Anonymous OP 58w

IM PEEING

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Anonymous OP 58w

I mean honestly better than Holey imo

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Anonymous OP 58w

OH MY GOD 😭 YOU NEED TO TRANSFER OUT OF THAT SCHOOL BABE YOURE DONE FOR

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Anonymous lavish_hitbomb_ilysfm 58w

I’m just lucky they’re not as cunty as me

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Anonymous #10 58w

If I don’t laugh I’ll cry

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Anonymous OP 58w

For what it is worth I did a class presentation with my tits out once. Turns out the light was so bright above me it went through my white shirt and I was wearing what I thought was an opaque enough bralette underneath.

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Anonymous #13 58w

omg i was just about to say my old woman dentist saw my boobs the entire time i was getting my fillings because of how bright the lights were

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Anonymous #11 58w

More like this

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Anonymous #14 58w

PLS LOL

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Anonymous #12 58w

THE WORST PART IS I DIDNT 😭😭😭 I was humiliated out of my mind and left because I cannot show face in that bitch for a while

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Anonymous #14 58w

My professor was a gay man so I felt a little bit better about the whole thing. A woman would have been ideal but like hey. 💀💅

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Anonymous #16 58w

that’s actually foul they should’ve said something they’re in the wrong

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Anonymous #16 58w

fr they were praying on her downfall

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Anonymous #15 58w

Tell them holey says sowwy 🥺

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Anonymous OP 58w

omg girl is your name hollie bc that’s wrong as fuck of them 😭😭

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Anonymous #16 58w

Because they’re men and men are pigs 😭 I’m so embarrassed at the thought of the guys I was talking to knowing that the whole time we were talking about the fucking Olympics my own ring was out

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Anonymous #13 58w

that’s good at least! my dentist made it awkward and told me to cover up next time 😀

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Anonymous #14 58w

No she didn’t omfg

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Anonymous #14 58w

YES GIRL 😭😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous OP 58w

You are the funniest person on this app at least you have that win 👑

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Anonymous OP 58w

NOOO 😭😭❤️

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Anonymous OP 58w

honestly embarrassment is so foul but also i would be so mad at that entire frat like if i had any respect for them at all i would lose it all. also for that dude ur fucking bc if he’s allowing them to call u that while fucking u he’s a bitch 😭

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Anonymous OP 58w

Omg nooo you gotta make the jokes first and roll with it! (After you recover emotionally ofc)

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Anonymous #16 58w

He’s the VP and said as soon as he heard guys call me that he told them to fuck around and find out 😭 so hopefully that kills most of the name calling

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Anonymous wickeddreams 58w

At least this will serve as a PSA to always just sit normal and upright whenever you’re wearing short shorts 😭

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Anonymous OP 58w

Or get better undies

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Anonymous #13 58w

i wish i was kidding 👁️👄👁️

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Anonymous #15 58w

No like that’s such a compliment it almost makes me showing my hole worth it

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Anonymous OP 58w

ok that’s kinda 🤭 he’s still a frat bro tho so stay vigilant 🫡

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Anonymous #14 58w

💀🫶

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Anonymous wickeddreams 58w

You’re so fucking funny oh my GOD 😭😭 both of your comments 💀💀💀

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Anonymous #24 58w

if it makes u feel better i had a nip out for like half an hour at the gym until a fellow girlie came over and was like heyyyy

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Anonymous OP 58w

Or if you comment with your icon we can just follow you :)

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Anonymous #28 38w

Omg thank you sm for commenting so I could see this post again. It genuinely makes me wheeze every single time.

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Anonymous #3 38w

So we all laughing our asses off again huh

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Anonymous #28 38w

Victoria’s Secret! Full disclosure they’re hand-me-downs from my older sister so they’re probs like 10 years old

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Anonymous OP 38w

That’s unfortunate

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Anonymous OP 38w

all good, i love hunting on depop, thank you for replying 💞

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Anonymous OP 38w

op i'm begging for more ur such a good storyteller 😭 can we follow ur user

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Anonymous #11 38w

I’m seconding this

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Anonymous OP 38w

You need to buy a sticker sheet of cat’s butt’s and leave one on each guys door!

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Anonymous #32 38w

U guys need to stop I’m crying tears

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Anonymous OP 38w

nah i helped a frat president with something once and was friends with the vp and literally everyone in the frat knew me for some reason (literally they’d call me by my name but i’d have no clue who they were) it’s weird in some ways but also kind of chill

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Anonymous OP 32w

how do i join

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Anonymous OP 32w

FINALLY! Big day to be a hollie hoe

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Anonymous wickeddreams 32w

Tbh idk I thought it would link. Try screenshotting the link, going to your camera roll and clicking the link? I’m sorry this app makes no fucking sense to me

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Anonymous #10 32w

You’re the official president of the Hollie hoe fan club 🫡

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Anonymous clownhouse 11w

I think we all need to come back to this too tbh

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Anonymous clownhouse 11w

returning to this sent a chill down my spine. hollie girl i hope you are ok😭

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