Girl Talk on Yik Yak | idk i be stealing white ppl lingo all the time bc its absolutely hilarious. was looking for my keys and just found myself standing hands on hips saying “if i were my keys, where would i be” absolute banger

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idk i be stealing white ppl lingo all the time bc its absolutely hilarious. was looking for my keys and just found myself standing hands on hips saying “if i were my keys, where would i be” absolute banger

279 upvotes, 24 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in Girl Talk. "idk i be stealing white ppl lingo all the time bc its absolutely hilarious. was looking for my keys and just found myself standing hands on hips saying “if i were my keys, where would i be” absolute banger"

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Anonymous 16h

my personal favorite is the ‘just gonna squeeze past ya there’ when passing by someone in a tight space

Anonymous 18h

They be eating on a sneak tip ngl 😭😭 I be using tf out “why I oughta” and “you’re cruising for a bruising”

Anonymous 18h

my version of this saying is “if i were me, where would i put my keys” because yeah i’m probably not the same person i was 2 minutes ago when i apparently threw them into the void???

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Anonymous 16h

I love the white lingo. “H-E double hockey sticks” beautiful, incredible, ten out of ten. “If my brain weren’t attached I’d lose it.” Once again wonderful. “I beg your finest pardon?” So many wonderful lines

Anonymous 18h

as a white person i love to answer the phone with "yellow" and hangup with "cya later alligator"

Anonymous 1h

becoming a white person from the midwest is contagious and a canon event

Anonymous 12h

I do this 24/7

Anonymous

#1 18h

lmfaooo i didn’t even realize i picked up on the white dad-isms for so long until a friend called me out for saying “his ass is grass and i’m gonna mow it” after a guy spilled her drink😭 once u start collecting them u never stop

Anonymous

OP 18h

i haven’t graduated to “pal” status yet but…it’s imminent lmfaoo

Anonymous

OP 18h

😭😭I’m there with you. Can’t wait to hit a “you’re done pal-“

Anonymous

#1 18h

“listen here pal-“ oh im so excited 🤭

Anonymous

OP 17h

I will keep you updated on my “white ppl sayings” journey. I have a feeling I’m use pal soon

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Anonymous

OP 17h

HIS ASS IS GRASS AND IM GONNA MOW IT 😭😭😭😭😭

Anonymous

#2 17h

omg i love yellow but you gotta hit the tone for it to be good. its pronounced “yEllo”. classic🤭

Anonymous

#6 13h

omg i do this at least once a day yall are cracking me up in these comments i didn’t even realize how many of these i use on the daily lmfaoooi

Anonymous

strawberry_hair 13h

a lesser known one i enjoy “Jesus H. Christ!” i still dont know what the h stands for but i love it

Anonymous

OP 12h

Me and my partner argue over what the H stands for lmao, I say it’s Harold, he doesn’t know what it is but he firmly believes it is not Harold

Anonymous

#8 12h

its so addictive. i started doing it as a bit but as i collected more phrases i realized it was actually funny af and now its so ingrained im doing it unironically. its so bad, i was otp with a military recruiter last week and we talked for like 45 minutes before he realized i was black lmfao. i be giving out white-isms like candy no bs😭😭🤭

Anonymous

OP 12h

Lmaooooo

Anonymous

#8 12h

People at my high school called me white washed umm I now go to a pwi college

Anonymous

#8 12h

But that head tilt be getting me bro like it’s so bad

Anonymous

#8 12h

lmaoooo SAME. i rlly need to stop but i was already country af so it feels so natural and i genuinely cant. ts jus recreational code switching atp😭

Anonymous

#7 11h

see i thought it was “holy” bc that makes the most sense but literally NO ONE knows😭😭

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Anonymous

OP 1h

I also don’t know what the H stands for and yet I have been known to say it. Jewish or not, it’s just so beautiful