I thought I pissed myself and was so embarrassed just to go to the bathroom and find the fucking Red Sea in my underwear. In retrospect at least I wasn’t wearing my $40 Halloween cat pj set though bc I considered it and the ancestors said no. And it’s Sunday so I was at home too. Maybe I’ll crash out on the couch with ice cream instead of the bridge this time.

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this is 100% why i dont buy/wear white pants

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