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just had the strangest "hook up" ever. as soon as i got there he starts making out w me, no small talk or anything. i tell him he can slip his hand under my shirt, eventually he takes it off, i ask him if he knows how to take a bra off and he says "no"
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Anonymous 3w

This is honestly so funny. What?😭😭

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Anonymous 3w

like real offendedly. i told him i had a condom if he wanted it and he said "i do not want to have sex". after like 20 minutes he stops and we start actually talking and he goes on about sports and pulls out a rubix cube. then about 10:15 i tell him i need to get back to my place and check on my dog and he says "oh do you have to get going now?" and i tell him i can stay for about 15 more minutes

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we're sitting on his bed and he puts his arm around me and pulls me in and i was so confused bc he said he didn't want sex (which i was fine with tbh i've had a long day and really didn't have the energy) but he then starts making out with me again, it gets hot and heavy again, he slides his hand under my shirt again, i start kind of twitching a little bit bc i was turned on, he asks if he can put his hand in my shorts and i say sure, he goes straight in and goodness bless him he didn't know

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

what he was doing. he said i could give him head if i wanted and i said sure, he pulls his pants down and i touch it for like a few seconds, have my mouth on it for one and that's it. he then spends the next hour and a half showing me his geometry dash levels. what the fuck just happened.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

it feels like an interaction in the sims it was so bizarre.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

It sounds like he was very nervous and probably hadn’t done that before

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

the geometry dash is the cherry on top I can’t tell if I love or hate this

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