when you’re babysitting a 2 year old & the parents go, “omg it’s so cute he has the biggest crush on you”
no he doesn’t. he’s two! you’re making me & the kid uncomfortable! stop it!
The only time I’ve found that joke “funny” or more appropriate is if two toddlers are acting super shy and goofy around each other cuz I’m like awe that’s cute, anyways