I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
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Anonymous34w
My brother has one because a lady asked him “Do you need a Little Jesus?” And he said “Everyone needs a little Jesus” and she gave him that
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Anonymous34w
your own personal jesus
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Anonymous34w
I’m cackling at the eyebrow + smile combo he looks like he’s awkwardly watching you cry which is so real
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Anonymous34w
why does he look so worried 😭
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Anonymous34w
we have shrine of them at my work (server) because people them to us instead of tips sometimes
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Anonymous34w
plz mail him to me
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Anonymous34w
I’m not religious either but I one time had a person come thru my checkout line and tell me I looked sad, and then she gave me an index card with a hand painted mountain range and a Bible verse about strength on the back. I about cried
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Anonymous34w
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Anonymous34w
Someone left that exact Jesus at my work, we keep him on the earrings fixture. it rotates so when people spin it he spins around lmao
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Anonymous34w
i’m not religious either but little things like this will always mean a lot to me. it’s something about love and community
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Anonymous34w
Lol I got one too
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Anonymous34w
it looks like its his first job on the day I'm crying why is his smile so unsure
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Anonymous34w
STOP I ALSO GOT THIS EXACT SAME ONE TODAY
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Anonymous34w
That’s so cute! I hope I’m lucky enough to get one eventually :)
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Anonymous34w
omg i love these little guys. i wanna buy a pack and leave them everywhere
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Anonymous34w
I think this is a sign that Jesus love you🥹🥹❤️
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Anonymous33w
OP I got one today, He is so cute! I’m religious myself so it means a lot to me but I’m hoping even if non-Christian people get them, they can at least appreciate the thought behind it!
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Anonymous78raccoon34w
purrr
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Anonymous#234w
imma give him away ngl
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Anonymous#534w
Diabolical
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Anonymous#634w
okay for $100
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Anonymous#534w
i would be LIVID
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AnonymousOP34w
:(
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Anonymous#934w
LOL
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Anonymous#834w
IM IN TEARS LMFAOO
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Anonymous#1034w
it’s cute but i will likely give it to someone who would appreciate it more than i do :)
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Anonymous#1334w
idk
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Anonymous#1434w
it’s hard for me to take bible verses seriously bc i don’t believe in anything it says but it’s nice when it’s done respectfully and in the appropriate time/context.
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AnonymousOP34w
I completely agree. It was just the thought for me, because I was pretty sad and it was nice to know someone had noticed
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Anonymous#934w
wait that’s so cute 😭😭
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AnonymousOP34w
could I have him? I think I need a little guy to help me keep going
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Anonymous#1734w
this is a joke btw I just wish I had one
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AnonymousOP34w
some of the quotes are nice tbf, even if you aren’t a believer
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Anonymous#1334w
bc people are using the Bible to justify being horrible people
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Anonymous#934w
STOP THATS SO ICONIC
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Anonymous#634w
i’ll send you one pooks 🫶
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Anonymous#1234w
stop that’s so cute
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Anonymous#2134w
Me (I’m agnostic but LOVE studying religion)
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Anonymous#1734w
You’re in luck my friend
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Anonymous#634w
I posted the Walmart thing above but you can also get him on Amazon, and you can even get him raising his hands or w a wrap :D
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Anonymous#534w
Criminally insane bcos from what I’m seeing they’re worth abt $0.30 each
Tipping someone 30 cents is NOT wwjd 🙂↔️
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Anonymous#2034w
Do it!! A pack of 50 is like $15
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Anonymous#2534w
i think i need him to find his way to me by fate
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Anonymous#1834w
i don’t believe in him so i don’t think he does which is fine! i will be giving this to someone else because i am not religious but the client that gave it to me was very nice about it
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Anonymous#2134w
i’m agnostic and my special interest is greek gods they have a chokehold on me ngl
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Anonymousclownhouse34w
they’re cute but i don’t see the purpose in keeping mine so my brother got it from me bc he’s religious and i’m not so a win is a win perhaps ??? 😭
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Anonymous#1934w
CLOCK IT
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Anonymous#1634w
it’s hard for me to see the meaning bc i don’t believe in god but i can always pass this figure on to someone else esp if it’s not something i need :)
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AnonymousOP34w
no bc with my thought process, the whole point is to keep passing the dolls on and spreading a good message, so i would probably do the same thing!
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Anonymous#1734w
i guess so? idk i just don’t really resonate with the quotes from the bible in general bc i completely removed myself from religion years ago due to trauma but that’s just me tho :)
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Anonymous34w
it’s okay. i’m much better now that i’m atheist/agnostic and my heart isn’t as full of hate as it used to be. being agnostic/atheist is what’s best for me and i left religion around 5 years ago now! best decision I’ve ever made and it has been peaceful since then. :)
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Anonymous#1033w
it definitely felt a little off putting for me since i don’t think gods in general are real to begin with but the client was nice about it
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AnonymousOP33w
Awww :( I can totally see how someone would feel that way. I’m so sorry! I’m glad they were nice about it at least!
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Anonymous#1033w
definitely more freeing not being religious anymore but everyone is different :)
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AnonymousOP33w
That’s true! I’m glad that works out for you :)
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Anonymous#1633w
to each their own! i just don’t think it’s appropriate to randomly hand out things pertaining to jesus/god/the bible if someone isn’t asking for it :)
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Anonymous#1033w
I do feel conflicted tbh because I get that the people handing them out mean well but not everyone is Christian so it can definitely make people uncomfortable or put off
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Anonymous#1033w
thank you! i grew up christian and at 18 i left religion completely. i’m more into greek gods/goddesses bc they align with my values and morals better. :)
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AnonymousOP33w
this is fair and i do agree that it can be odd unsolicited
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Anonymous#1633w
yeah at least this guy was nice about it but it was definitely awkward and i felt like i couldn’t say no 😭
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AnonymousOP33w
i don’t mind as much if they just want to hand me a pamphlet or something and move on but the ones who want to TALKKKK for forever make me feel so awkward and kinda guilty 😭😭 like pls i grew up catholic and that’s exactly why i’m not religious anymore, leave me aloneeeee
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Anonymous33w
when i was at tech i got chased down by a mormon trying to give me a pocket bible 😭😭 he was SO offended that i just wanted to get to class
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Anonymous33w
that’s so wild omg
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Anonymous33w
no same. the guy chasing me down literally said “i’m gonna get you” like 😭😭 it was so odd at the time but it’s such a funny story to tell now