Everything please

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We count conversion when you enter the store so when a group of teens just walk in and walk out, our store conversion goes down to 40% and we get yelled at like it’s our fault for not making 13 year olds spend $50 bucks each

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Men act like they are allergic to the store and panic every Valentine’s/Mother’s Day. The amount of men I saw buy Japanese Cherry Blossom for their girlfriends is unbelievable.

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We can tell when your return is bs meaning if you broke your product or used a lotion and tried to refill it with another kind of lotion. But if it’s returnable, we’ll just refund you and throw it out.

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let me guess the scents are reused and renamed

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IS THERE A FLANNEL SPRAY

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Body will most likely be buy 3 get 1 on the weekdays, buy 3 get 3 on the weekends. If there’s a buy 3, get 3, there will also most likely be a buy 2 get 1 in the fine print of the sign

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I have no clue why but they have given up on the heritage month and lgbtq collections this year

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If someone says unavailable for pickup online, check in store. Usually online products shut off if there’s less than 4 of the product in the store.

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