Anonymous #2 9w

They make my height sexual

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Anonymous #2 9w

“I have something you could crochet 😫” EXCUSE ME???

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Anonymous #3 9w

Pic of me riding a horse: CONSTANT to the point where I removed that pic even tho I was literally on an equestrian team “I have something else you could ride” “oh so you’re good at riding 😏”

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Anonymous #2 9w

Lmao I’d honestly probably make that joke but I’d wait until a few dates in to see how you’d react. I also feel like it just reads different when coming from a wlw than from a straight man lmfao

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Anonymous #3 9w

Oh that was almost always the opener or second message maybe and you could tell they wouldn’t even be the types to want that more than a date 😭 like they’re dead serious

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Anonymous #2 9w

Would be the types to want that more than a date*

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Anonymous #2 9w

See and that’s the other thing 😭 that cannottttt be your opener 😭 the only way I can see that is “I mean I gotta say it - [stupid joke] lmao I’m so sorry ANYWAY what’s your niche interests?” but again I’d accept it very differently from a woman as opposed to from a man, and I’d never use it as an opener even in that context bcos it’s just too risky to make the other person uncomfortable 😭

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Anonymous #3 9w

Yeah if I was actually seeing someone and comfortable with them that’d be fine and I’d be like haha I’ve heard that one a million times tho tbh 😭 but when I’m clearly looking for a relationship esp and that’s the first thing you’re saying to me… I’m not gonna even respond

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Anonymous #2 9w

I've been called "mommy" so many times as an opener simply because I'm tall...

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Anonymous #4 9w

Oh my god same. SO many times. And often that’ll be the whole message. Either that or climbing me like a tree.

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Anonymous #2 9w

Omg I HATE that phrase. Being called a tree isn't a compliment 😭

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