
Omg yay ok. So, background. I met him over the summer and we hooked up twice and then he moved away. He moved back to town and we hung out a few nights ago. He’s insufferable. I think I met the first ever occurrence of body swapping. It felt like talking to a 6yld trapped in a 25ylds body. We hooked up before we talked at all ( a girl was horny) and he kept trying to not use a condom and I said no we’re using one. And he’s like what if I said they broke over the summer and I’m like I saw them
They didn’t break. And he’s tryna convince me like a toddler would convince their mom their imaginary friend broke the lamp. And I’m like no put one on. And we’re yk and he’s like ‘move to xxx position’ and I said no bc I don’t like it and he says fuck you. And not like a joking way, in a mad way. Then asked if he could put a finger in the back door and I started freaking out and grabbing his hands off my bc I’ve been raped that way. And I was like no you know I hate that please don’t. And we
Finish yk. And he like tells me to get him water. And then he starts going through my fridge and like slams the door open and hits my cats food. Then props on my couch and asks why my meowmeow looks the way it it does??? Then tells me I have birthing hips. Interrupts me 30x. Tells me I’ll change my mind on not having kids. Falls asleep in the middle of my bed when I didn’t even want him staying over. Takes up the whole bed. He kept tryna pet my face but with the dexterity of a toddler. And I’m
Like please stop touching me bc I’m not a touchy person. And he rolls over and asks me to tickle him???? And I’m like uh no and he’s like I can’t tell if you are just dry or don’t like me and I said both and he grabs my necklace and asks if there’s anything in it (matching with my mom) and I said no and he goes lame and throws it back at me. I kicked him out the next morning for the gym and he got mad at me??