dear lord jesus please let the last 30 minutes of my shift go fast

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I’m Christian but I use the lords name in vain bc the southerner in me overrules it “JESUS LORD!” “JESUS CHRIST!” Is an exclamation I use frequently

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I use Jesus the way they do in that Will Ferrell movie about nascar. “Dear sweet tiny 8lb 6oz baby Jesus thank u for kfc and Taco Bell” type thing

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twin fr i just did “dear lord please let me find a quizlet that’s not for plus only”

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“Don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you” I’m also from the south and not religious 😭

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i’ve come to the conclusion that southerners all speak like religious folk even if we’re not cuz that’s just how everyone talks

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Sadly a lot of English, like with Arabic, has religious shit baaaaaked into a lot of phrases and it becomes almost reflexive.

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Me every five seconds: ‘thank god for life.’ I’d literally combust if I walked into a church rn😭

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