update: they lost my package & my replacement (which Apple initiated immediately after I called them following my 3 unhelpful calls to UPS) isn’t gonna arrive until November 14th… 2 weeks from the day I was supposed to receive it originally. Fuck UPS.
waited since 12 for a package I have to sign for, UPS driver shows up, looks around in the truck for 5 min, then comes out & casually starts to sit down to drive off until I wave, he says “it’s not here, guess we’ll try again tomorrow” then where is it??