i’d also have an eyebrow piercing so people assume i’m hardcore even though i’m a golden retriever inside, but don’t make the doberman come out 😈

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I’d wear eyeliner and look like a rockstar or something

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I’d also drink fruity cocktails to demonstrate how comfortable in my masculinity I am and also have a tote bag to tell women I’m not a threat

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I'd hit 😭

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I dressed as a dude at a job years ago for Father’s Day and came up with a character, and accent. 10/10 recommend. I had on jorts, fake mustache, fanny pack, with a camera inside, trucker hat, and sunglasses. I had a sunburn at the time and it really added to the look😂

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You are describing sooo many bi men.

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kurtis conner

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Ugh same

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okay period

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I want to think I’d be one of the pretty alt ones, or the bikers or one that wears suits.

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not my type but you’d pull

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