I mean if you were being performative, you’d be doing it deliberately so I think you’re safe from that one 🫶

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This is me omg I always smell like weed, I’m too impatient for food to cook and I’m always being a showy goofball lolol

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meat one is real but i’ve learned you’ll probably vomit a lot before you die fr. so if ur violently throwing up call for help

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For the meat one- get a thermometer! It's been a game changer for me

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I’m so scared that one day I’ll smell and no one tells me.

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i def do some performative looking things like wired earbuds but in reality it’s so i can play my music game correctly cuz bluetooth actually has a very slight delay and it’s a tempo game so i need my audio to be perfect

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i slightly overcook my meat just for this reason. it taste yummier to me also lol. i always fear i smell bad so i make sure to freshen up in the morning and put on LOTS of deodorant & smell goods including lotion. even have to smell my clothes and hair.

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-having something on my face and no one telling me

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I get so scared that my meat is underdone that I have to cook it to be way overdone. I eat my hotdogs so burnt that they’re black and ashy😞 idk how people eat medium rare steaks and shit like that, I’m too afraid of raw meat (or anything that even resembles rawness)

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