
I’m sorry hootie. truth is, im deeply in love with you even though you’re a hooters waitress. Mainly because of the hooters. Honestly I can’t even believe that’s still legally an establishment. I will rescue there from the jungle of pervy haeyenas. We’ll go live in a cabin on a lake and get away from the noise. I’ll rub your feet and help you cook even though we both know I can’t cook for shit, but you’ll find it endearing. We’ll always make time for our relationship and explore sex positions